Why the Blue Jays win angers me


On Sunday, Oct. 9, in a downtown Toronto pub, I watched the Presidential Debate on my iPhone while my friend watched the Blue Jays game on the TV. The Jays won. We returned to my condo. Down below, I heard the masses partying in the streets. And I just felt mad. As I thought about it, I realized why: “It’s like a big orgy and I have no partner.” I also realized that if I had watched the game, I might have caused the Blue Jays to lose, thanks to The Butterfly Effect, where everything affects everything else. “Because science.” So, Jays fans – You’re welcome. Anyway, learn about science and my neuroticism by watching the video.



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