The ad is just me and some rockin’ background music. Which means that all the weight of the Rogers empire will be resting entirely on my broad, muscular shoulders. This is a Boxing Week Sale spot. So you won’t hear it until after Christmas. Which means that I have inside information about some fantastic deals soon to come from Rogers. Which I can’t tell you about now, obviously. But trust me, they’re going to be great deals. And I want you to take full advantage of them so Rogers will think the ad worked really well and they’ll make me the new official voice for Rogers. And when that happens, I promise to use my power for good. And for picking up chicks. But mostly for good.